Never cheat on a girl who loves the musical Chicago.
Or else, you have it coming.
One of my favourite Nollywood movies when I was growing up was called “Women’s Cot” it’s a movie about women who kill their husbands to join this widows group/cult. The soundtrack for the film was “if you kill your husband, make your life better, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him.” Literally that over and over again throughout the movie. I’ll never get that song out of my head 😂😂.
- cook for her
- call her beautiful
- buy her things
- make her smile
- hold her hand
- write her poetry
- never let be sad ever
but also i would require a lot of attention from her, so i don’t know if it’s a fair deal
i made this post over a year ago and i have had many girlfriends since then and i can honestly say i am the worst girlfriend ever don’t look at me
I don’t even know why I’m doing this.
I feel all sorts of ways afterwards.
It almost feels planned. superficial. fake.
But then again, I’m just bitter these days anyway.
I think I’m going to invest in some alone time.
Y’all are cute and all in these relationships and boo loving and the like.
But y’all can keep it.
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